Biden’s Final Act: World War III, But Make It Confusing

We have to laugh about it.

Washington, D.C. — As his presidency nears its close, President Joe Biden, affectionately (and ironically) known as “Sleepy Joe,” has decided to leave his mark on global diplomacy in the most Biden-esque way possible: by giving Ukraine the green light to launch missiles into Russia.

In a move described by insiders as “peak Joe,” the decision reportedly c…